Another way to NOT Lead Worship Well

In the never ending quest to confuse, intimidate and distract your church family; be sure to pretend that they aren't even there.  It's amazingly effective!  Just shut them out and pretend you are worshiping in your own little prayer closet.  If you make them believe that you have a deeper more intimate relationship with God than they do, you are sure to have them watch you and your team with longing stares as they wonder just how you all got to be so close to the Holy Spirit.  Once the music starts, be careful not to acknowledge everyone in het room and it works best if you include strange animated hand movements so they really feel like they are intruding on your special time alone with God.  So when all else fails just close your eyes! It's sure to keep your church family still, quite and very well-behaved until you're finished ;)